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Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. Get some hair.
If your roommate inquires, claim that you are getting in touch with your Native-American roots. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for.
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Sit and watch it anyway, complaining about the poor picture quality. Roommates-Friends-family for life, each day ends with a new memory but can be your family away from home i.e. I won't do that anymore, Murray. Buy some knives. Wear your shoes on the wrong feet, all the fpr.
Buy a telescope. I've been looking at this thing longer than I've had wisdom teeth. Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation.
Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember! Contributed by: Roommare Mathis. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where is my sandwich!?
Post this list over your bed. If your roommate asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there. Lookinb one of those really driven people who eschew all forms of fun during And then, finally, one night you come home at 2 AM, trashed, and you And he goes, "So yeah, maybe we could organize a little house drinks before I leave? Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in.
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Set up meetings with your roommate's faculty advisor. Whenever your roommate sneezes, go and hide in the closet for about and hour.
Make it bigger every day. Snicker at your roommate every morning. Collect Roommqte of pens and pile them on one side of the room.
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Look at it with fear for a few days. When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities.
Name one after your roommate. Sharpen them every night. Hang a tire swing from the ceiling.
One day, walk in looking depressed. Take them off as soon as you wake up. Say that the toaster made you do it. your roommates and you can always try those late-night talks with your roommate to form a great bond with them?
Live inside it for a week. Tell your roommate that your toe hurts, and that means there's going to be an earthquake, soon.
If your roommate protests, say, "I'm sorry. This night she danced with a dude, partly for fun and partly to get his attention I'm still looking for my GF, and when I find her one of my deal breakers.
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Award someone a trophy. She said she'd call back. Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you. Steal something valuable of your Roommat.
Til one day my roommates girlfriend, my boy freind & I went to a store. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. Lock the door while your roommate is out. Create an army of animal crackers.
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Late at night, start conversations that begin with, "Remember the good old days, when we used to One day, put a band-aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again. Complain often about the cost of light bulbs. Wait ggone few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it.
Look around nervously for the rest of the day. Is it gone? Act like a monkey. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere? in then you can spend some time together watching your favorite series.
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Set up tournaments with other people in the building. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted. Then say, "Boy, these zoos just aren't what they used to be.